About GQ

It is a hallmark of a civilised society that there should be a good deal of satirical writing and taking the wind out of unnecessarily puffed sails.

— Lord Justice Sir Patrick O’Connor, 1972

Welcome to m’blog, Gabrielquotes.

I’m Gabriel Kanter-Webber, a rabbi-to-be currently based in London.

Written in conjunction with the late Sir George Campbell, this blog is updated frequently with news, goss, happenings and revelations. And I do seasonal specials.  The best way to make sure you stay on top of it is to subscribe by email: use the box at the top-right of this page.

I also provide a scurrilous soundbite service @gabrielquotes, and I’m an invited blogger for The Huffington Post and Times of Israel.

The Just William’s Year website, a unique project to catalogue and review each of the 360 classic Just William stories by Richmal Crompton one day at a time, is one of mine too.

Back in the day, when I was a citizen of a gentile state, I was electoral Returning Officer at the University of Sussex Students’ Union.

Do be sure to check out my 2011 gap-year blog, gabrielinindia.

Satire is the bringing to ridicule of vice, folly and humbug. All the negatives imply a set of positives. You only go round saying, ‘That’s wrong, that’s corrupt,’ if you have some feeling it should be better than that.
People say, ‘You satirists attack everything.’ Well, we don’t, actually. That’s the whole point.

Ian Hislop, 1995

Legal work

I also engage in some journalistic litigation surrounding the Freedom of Information Act 2000. Recent successful Information Tribunal cases include a university claiming requests for information regarding its expenditure were ‘vexatious’, and expense payments to former Prime Ministers of up to £115,000 each per year, under what is variously called the Public Duty Cost Allowance, the Public Duty Costs Allowance, the Public Duties Cost Allowance, the Public Duties Costs Allowance, the Public Duty Cost Allowances, the Public Duty Costs Allowances, the Public Duties Cost Allowances and the Public Duties Costs Allowances. Transparency was clearly needed.


  1. A lot of the content on this blog is ironic/satirical and therefore not intended to be taken as the literal truth: I like to think it’s rather like the Bible in this respect. Quite often, no offence is intended. Satire and satirical comment are regarded as legitimate forms of freedom of expression by a substantial body of case law including Macleod v NewsquestElton John v Guardian and the European Court of Human Rights’ judgement in the Nikowitz case.
  2. The views expressed on this blog are my own – except those of Sir George Campbell MP – and not necessarily the views of Leo Baeck College, Finchley Progressive Synagogue, Mitzvah Day, Kingston Liberal Synagogue, LJY-Netzer, Liberal Judaism, Brighton & Hove Progressive Synagogue, the Board of Deputies of British Jews, the University of Sussex (almost certainly not), its Students’ Union, its Jewish Society, the Union of Jewish Students or any other organisation with which I am associated. Comments added by readers of this blog are the responsibility of their respective authors.
  3. Occasionally, adverts may be displayed on the blog. I don’t like them, have no control over them, would rather they weren’t there and definitely don’t endorse them.
  4. Copies of the Gabrielquotes Blog Complaint Procedure will be made available on request.

All text on this blog, including text contained within image files, is © Gabriel Kanter-Webber 2011-20 unless otherwise indicated or obvious from the context. All rights reserved and moral rights asserted.

Images on this blog may be © Gabriel Kanter-Webber 2011-20 (all rights reserved) or ‘borrowed’ from Google Images or similar publicly-available sources. Contact me to trace the provenance of any specific content.

The creative focus of all audio and video material is © Gabriel Kanter-Webber 2011-20 – eg. the lyrics to songs that I sing. Other material, including backing music, sound effects and so on, may be original or will otherwise come from a variety of publicly-available sources. Contact me to trace the provenance of any specific content.


  1. Of Mice and Menorah: the Channukah special – Gabrielquotes - 11 December 2017

    […] *in Chani Straightwoman’s imagination […]

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