All my blog posts ever, in chronological order…
- The First Post
- Wise words from the lecturers…
- Sussex graduate becomes Vice-President
- Countdown to 2113; or, Peace, Politics, Pinner and and Plagim
- grama skools
- Old MacDonald had good luck, E-I-E-I-O
- Plagiarise – let no-one else’s work evade your eyes!
- Are you trying to ’ave a cado?
- Strike while the iron’s hot…
- End-of-term statistics
- Channukah commercialism
- Things will Brighton up
- The Graduate
- If you want to know the time, ask a policeman…
- Where Politics meets ‘The Matrix’
- Election Night Special
- The Adventure of the Tenancy Agreement
- Prayer silence for the Mayor
- The BBC and Jaunty Genocide
- Britain’s Best Bits
- End-of-term statistics (2)
- It’s as essay as pie
- Yes, it’s the Pesach Special!
- Back for a historic third term…
- Data day life in Sussex
- A Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal Party
- In the beginning there was Sussex…
- What a shower
- Exams ahoy!
- Levity at Leveson
- Diamond Jubilee Special
- House of Cards
- Are you done yet?
- Leaving Lewes Court
- Lovely spam, wonderful spam
- We live in Olympic times
- A life on the Ocean
- What a flaming nuisance
- £30 million well spent I think
- The silly season endeth
- An apology from the Liberal Party
- Voo terg yappety yap
- Twenty Thousand League Tables Under the Sea
- The First Amendment [second draft]
- Cannabis doesn’t grow on a busy street
- Not much cop
- A minor wobble
- GabrielSquats
- PCC gone mad
- Sussex up to date
- To be or Maccabee
- Is this a Jägerbomb I see before me?
- Following the paper trail
- Heads, shoulders, NGO, NGO
- Knock knock. Europe.
- Keep Out and Carry On
- This little piggy went to prison
- We are not a mews
- Under the influence
- Putting the demo back into democracy
- A paragron of impartiality
- Thank you doesn’t butter my bread
- Sussex takes on Strasbourg
- The 5773 Pesach Special
- Panorama: Undercover
- Safe for now
- ‘Occupy Sussex’ eviction: university legal fees revealed
- ‘Doctor Who’ latest: the Abu QaTARDIS ain’t going nowhere
- By the waters of Budapest we sat down and wept
- Cops and cockups special: PCCs – the first six months
- In-person assessment ftw
- Way out of our league
- Savoury connections
- Autumn all ye faithful
- Compass’ Café Conundrum—and other catering capers
- Cannabis, shmannabis
- A room with review
- The University of Dotheboys
- For hardworking eyes only
- The (second) Great Sussex Results Scandal
- Eats, texts and leaves
- Ich spy mit meinem kleinen Auge
- ‘The King of Beasts shouldn’t be a coward’, said the Scarecrow
- Let the spy fall, when it crumbles; we will stand tall and face it all together
- ‘Cowardgate’ concludes: not guilty
- Ooo-eeeee-oooooooh
- Whisper words of wisdom, Maccabee
- Tartan themselves up
- Mid-week Sussex Human Rights Round-up
- A Sussex Christmas Carol
- Sussex’s two-day week
- Why does the Left insist on belittling true British heroes like Officer V53?
- I’m Sussex, I Haven’t a Clue
- Aubergines are wrong and bad
- NO to better buses!
- The Falmer Gravy Train
- #sussexelections – universal suffering
- Right on Schedule A
- Some people are foreign. Get over it.
- 100 glorious posts!
- Proceed with caution
- Forging a new Britain
- So. Farewell then, Sussex lectures and seminars.
- Pesach special: continued p5774
- Lapelgate
- From Russia with Dove
- Bye bye, everybody, bye bye*
- Election day: EU decide
- Many happy Returning Officers
- Black Rod (no don’t giggle)
- Results Day cut-out-and-keep special
- Clearing the moat: Sussex’s expenses scandal
- Playing away
- Graduation degradation: a mortarboard special
- The many flavours of Christian Brodie
- Another Fine Ness
- The United Grand Blog of England
- Supporting the Conservative Party
- And then it was November
- Maccabeen there done that
- Twenty Fifteen already
- Flog this
- The Edgware Marbles
- Trying it on with the Tribunal
- Pesach Special 5775
- Charlotte Elizabeth Diana
- Cameron in control
- What a burqa
- While I was out…
- Hair today, gone tomorrow
- Corbyn blimey
- Morley Academy, Pyongyang
- The shop who loved me
- Crime-wave at Zoo Lane
- The World Zionist Congress: day minus-2
- The World Zionist Congress: day minus-1
- The World Zionist Congress: day 1
- The World Zionist Congress: day 2
- The World Zionist Congress: finally, closure
- Tax credit where it’s due
- Anger at new passport design
- Negging the Bedouin
- Burglar Phil
- Best of latke: it’s the Channukah Special!
- The Channukadvent Calendar: Day 1
- 24 times we reached peak Jewish Chronicle (Channukadvent Calendar Day 2)
- Jobs I’m not applying for, Episode #3 (Channukadvent Calendar Day 3)
- The Uxbridge Book of Channukoid Jokes and Gags (Channukadvent Calendar Day 4)
- Seasonal TV… (Channukadvent Calendar Day 5)
- MaccaBBC News (Channukadvent Calendar Day 6)
- Eight candles up on top (Channukadvent Calendar Day 7)
- Teletubbies say Shalom! (Channukadvent Calendar Day 8)
- Strawberries or BDS? A Limmud sketch
- Sweet Twenty Sixteen
- What do pints mean?
- Asylum seekers see red
- Evolutionary throwback becomes primary school headteacher
- AirbnBDS
- The best laid plans
- Sussex University slammed by judge yet again
- Bed and Brexit
- A Purim special: The Book of Jeremy
- Give us a Chuckle
- Call of Public Duty: Black Ops
- A man, a plan, a leak: Panama
- Emergency Exodus: Pesach 5776
- Students speak out for Leave campaign
- A name to strike fear
- Driving ambition
- Too cool for school
- No smoke without packaging
- Track changes
- Talkin’ ’bout a referendum
- See EU later
- Yes we May
- Fireman Islam
- Continued on article 50
- An Election Day Prayer
- Mordechai ben-Arkush condemned for Haman statement
- Ambassador Nigel, we’re very upset
- What will vegan kidnappers do now?
- So here it is, The Channukah Special
- No queues please, we’re Jewish: a Limmud sketch
- The very White House
- Introducing: Just William’s Year
- Trump’s grudge at the judge
- Our top story: KKK-endorsed President does racist thing
- Introducing our new editor, an MP called George
- The Legs-odus: Pesach special 2017
- We need strong and stable blog posts
- Theresa and the Magic Money Tree
- What a noisy place to be-leyn
- Of Mice and Menorah: the Channukah special
- Every Limmud panel discussion that you missed
- Who has the biggest button of them all?
- Vashti and the crisps (a Purim special)
- The plague’s the thing: the Pesach 5778 special
- I’m getting married (subject to Acts of God)
- Channukah 5779: bringing sovereignty back home
- Limmud: the updated code of conduct
- Leave means kerfuffle
- 2 Jeremy 1:13 (a Purim special)
- The Egyptian backstop: a Pesach special
- Golders Green is changing
- Nob off
- Gabrielvotes: an election special
- Institutionally antiochus: the Channukah Special 2019
- Welcome to Historic Birmingham Hilton Metropolis (the Limmud sketch 2019)
- I’m fasting on Thursday
- A departure from the royal family (the Purim special 5780)
- Crimestoppers: Easter egg edition
- Persons, things and premises – a Levitical reflection on lockdown
- Insert plague joke here (the Pesach special 5780)
- Is God self-isolating?
- Barnet’s parks: a review
- The Daughters of Zelophechad take on the police
- I like to move it move it
- Going undercover
- 12 things the Mishnah has to say about Covid-19
- This isn’t the first socially-distanced High Holy Days
- All the Pfizer to heal you with: a vaccine special
- This land is shrunk (an accidental sermon)
- Magen Covid: the Channukah special 2020
- Preparing for Limmud at Home
- Some unstructured thoughts on having a baby
- Tzom Hillel v’Shammai: we need to bring back nidui
- A Purim special: The Book of Whitty, 1:1-12
- The Health Protection (Plague of Boils, Restrictions) (Salty Tiers 4) Regulations 5781
- ‘The Apprentice’: the lost lockdown series
- #NoSafeSpaceForJewHate… except at the ‘Jewish Chronicle’
- Hillel and Shammai decided to settle it all with an arm wrestle
- Dibarti dofi: I defamed a dead man
- Racism at the Board of Deputies: who will bring them down to earth?
- Channukah gets earlier every year
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