Outreach or heresy?: R’eh [5785] GKW Serm 29

My sermon from Shabbat R’eh can be read or downloaded below.

As usual, this sermon represents my own views and does not purport to incriminate anyone else.

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Shavua tov!

Double dactyls: R’eh

Gerizah, Gerizim,
Cauterised settlements:
Laws for the towns where they
Praise other gods.

If they cannot behave
Monotheistically,
Burn down their houses, the
Blasphemous sods!*

*this does not necessarily represent the view of the author (either the author of this blog, or, frankly, God)

You can play too by posting in the comments! A reminder of the rules of the “dismally difficult” double dactyl:

  1. There must be eight lines.
  2. Lines 1-3 and 5-7 must each consist of a pair of dactyls (that is, dum-der-der dum-der-der).
  3. Lines 4 and 8 must be choriambs (that is, dum-der-der-dum).
  4. Lines 4 and 8 must rhyme.
  5. Line 1 must be nonsense.
  6. Line 2 must be the subject of the poem, ideally a name that is itself a pair of dactyls (eg ‘Laurence Olivier’).
  7. Line 6 must be a single word that is itself a pair of dactyls (eg ‘cardiovascular’).

And my own past entries can be found here.