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Join us again tomorrow for the next entry in the Channukadvent Calendar!

For Day 4 we have a selection of merry quips to share for your delectation:

– Doctor, doctor, I feel like my head’s spinning!
– Well be sure to land on gimel then!

– I’m in the business!
– What business?
– Finding objects with which to light Channukah candles other than the shammes.
– How’s business?
– No match for me!

– Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Ma
– Ma who?
– Ma O’Zur

– I’m in the business!
– What business?
– The creating visionary religious leaders business.
– How’s business?
– Well, we’re making a prophet.

Think those jokes were pretty weak? Well, Channukah is a pretty week.

Join us again tomorrow for Day 5 of the Channukadvent Calendar!