For Day 4 we have a selection of merry quips to share for your delectation:
– Doctor, doctor, I feel like my head’s spinning!
– Well be sure to land on gimel then!
– I’m in the business!
– What business?
– Finding objects with which to light Channukah candles other than the shammes.
– How’s business?
– No match for me!
– Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Ma
– Ma who?
– Ma O’Zur
– I’m in the business!
– What business?
– The creating visionary religious leaders business.
– How’s business?
– Well, we’re making a prophet.
Think those jokes were pretty weak? Well, Channukah is a pretty week.
Join us again tomorrow for Day 5 of the Channukadvent Calendar!
Gabrielquotes 
Permission to steal the second one for a Kab Shab I’m running at my synagogue? I mean, I’ve already taken it and intend to use it whether or not you say yes or no, but I feel I should at least let you know. Thanks, I guess.
Steal at your peril, I got good lawyers (really) 😉
Well my dad is a lawyer, and also it’s not too early to send you home from Veidah. I know these people what are in charge of LJY and stuff and they will rough you up proper m80.